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I Cannot Tell a Lie

Beautiful. Beautiful! Fucking, all these people. George Washington. I didn’t chop down a cherry tree or I have wooden teeth and I cannot tell a lie. Oh, you can tell a lie and you fucking did. You dumb fuck.1

1 While I cannot verify the accuracy of the events depicted, I can verify they are hella funny.


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